Blood, dirt, and a Slayers wrath

Edwin Darkhorse-Sorrows-Blackknight-Megadeath was your ordinary every day slayer, but, his soul was black. Whenever he hunted he always killed the Behemoths with disdain, because they killed his family and left a 13-inch scar on his face. He had no frieands because that is for pussies and people who aren’t dead inside like me. I would always take hunts by myself, because i’m A lone wolf and socialising is for pussies and noobs. IN fact, the slayers council would always whine at me because i took all the hunts and didn’t leave any for the dumb noobs. But they couldnt whine at him forever, “he’s. Our best slayer” they said. He was the only one actually keeping the behemoths away, and he had 16 inch penis. I swear it’s 16 inches.

BUt one day there was quest he knew he would take, without hesitation this time. “White Shadow”The quest was called. ‘HUnt one pure-whiteness rezakiri at the monstorus verge. “A pure white REzakiri!?!?!?!?!?!!!!1!!!!!/!!??” He said out loud, his deep voice making 5 girls around him instantly moist with his hotness. “But thats the one that killed my girlfriend!!!!!” So he toook the quest and instantly climbed onto the ship to kill it.

It was intense fight, I had no hope of winning. His hair would blow in the wind his red and amber eyes locked dead straight on the behemoth

He sliced it with his sowrd, it tried to attack him but it was no use as he dodged to the side and slashed its leg off. It screamed in anger and lashed at his perfect ironed black waistcoat with steel studs on the rims. It tore it open revealing his glistening oiled up 18-pack!!!!!!!

”you’re in for it now” I said, and then i tore open its abdomen with my bear hands and claimed revenge for my dead parents. Their spirits i could tell thanked me then, because. I’m a great person. ONly then was his quest finished, and he retired and 60 years old but he looked only 19 and he was married to seven hot chicks hotter than any you have ever seen and he so much sex with them and had 1865 children who became the best hunters in the world.

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